Albino Penis Envy ( aka APE) is a legendary Psilocybin Cubensis strain. This potent strain is actually a hybrid of 2 epic strains – PF Albino and Penis Envy. The story of how these mushrooms came to be is long and shrouded in mystery involving two legends in their own right, Terence Mc Kenna and Steven Pollock.
The mad scientists that created this strain crossed 2 extremely potent strains and created a new super strength hybrid mushroom – APE.
APE is a rare sight, short, thick stems with small caps and a bluish tint. The blue colour is actually bruising which is a visual indication of the high amounts of psilocybin. This mushroom is notoriously difficult and slow to grow. It is APE’s slow growth which results in a longer time to produce concentrated levels of psilocybin.
Micro Experience 0.1g- 0. 5g A micro-dose is a sub-perceptual amount of mushrooms.
The goal of microdosing isn’t actually to feel high but rather enhance your mood, improve cognition, focus and mindfulness whilst reducing those feelings of anxiety.
Ape is twice as strong as other P. Cubensis mushroom strains so keep this in mind as a little goes a long way. A microdose of APE can help provide a reduction in feelings of anxiety and depression while simultaneously providing feelings of relaxation, happiness and improved energy.
Mini Experience – 0.5g – 1g
At these doses the effects are mild and similar to weed, expect butterflies in your tummy, mild visuals and relaxation. At the higher end of dose expect a moderate body high, light hallucinations, improved creativity and energy, euphoria and introspection.
Macro Experience 1g – 5g +
This is a seriously strong mushroom and when doing a macro dose it is highly recommended that you have a sober trip sitter by your side. This will greatly aid in putting one’s mind at ease and provide support if and when you need it.
Milder doses 1g – 2g – Expect epic colourful visuals, intense feelings of euphoria, laughter and joy with deep introspectiveness.
High dose 3g + – Expect a trans-formative experience, astral projections, bouts of uncontrolled laughter, deep sense of wonder, strong body high.
Mega dose 4g + Buckle up say goodbye to your ego. This dosage combined with this strain is considered very similar in experience to that of a DMT or ayahuasca. Users can expect Mystical experience with Life-changing introspective and philosophical insights.
Dosage
Magic mushrooms have this ability to affect everyone differently.
We do not recommend this strain for beginners, experienced psychonauts only! Consume with caution
As always, be careful mixing these shrooms with other psychoactive substances like alcohol or marijuana.
*Micro: 0.25 gram
* Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
* Medium: 1 – 2 gram
* Strong: 2.5 – 4 gram
* Heavy: 4 gram and upwards
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